In 1977 when I was Law Minister in the Cabinet of Morarji Desai, I had four departments under me. Legal affairs whose main function was to give legal advice to all other departments, the Legislative department which drafted all bills and rules, Justice department which dealt with appointments to the Supreme Court and the High Courts and the department of Company Affairs which was responsible for administering the Companies Act. My full designation therefore was :
"The Minister for Law Justice and Company Affairs"
I happened to get invited to a function to make an inaugural speech. I was introduced there with my full designation as Minister for Law Justice and Company Affairs. When I stood up to make my speech I started by referring to the introduction and said that this designation of mine was creating great difficulties for me and the other day when I was working in my office an old gentleman came to meet me. He told me that he was an old widower and was feeling very lonely in life. I was perplexed and asked him what on earth I could do in this. My reply made him very angry and indignant. He loudly asked me whether I was not the Minister for Company Affairs. On my replying that I indeed was.He declared that as Minister for Company Affairs it was clearly my duty to arrange an affair for an old widower like him which would give him company to relieve him of his loneliness.This stumped me and made me realise how onerous my duties were.
In the next cabinet meeting I narrated this incident and everyone had a big laugh. Then somebody brought out the designation of Atal Behari Vajpayee which was Minister for External Affairs and raised the query whether Atal ji was permitted to have affairs only outside India and the only Minister who could have affairs inside India was Chaudhary Charan Singh being the Minister for Home Affairs.This indeed made for quite a sad state of affairs for the Janta Party, not a good omen for its longevity.
SHANTI BHUSHAN
Former Union Law Minister & Senior Advocate